I Love Wisconsin

Hey kids, it’s time for a feature I like to call “Great Moments in Locality.” I’m in Hortonville, Wisconsin, for a deposition, and as I passed the local bowling alley, Hortinville Lanes, on my way back from lunch, this sign caught my eye.

I’ve never been more upset that I won’t be able to be at a bowling alley on a Thursday night. That meat raffle sounds awfully promising.

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I’m Going Out Sleepwalking, Where Mute Memories Start Talking

It’s 2:45 am, and I’m watching an X-Files rerun in a hotel room in Binghamton, NY. After a near-unprecedented 12 straight nights at home, I’m back on the road and I cannot sleep at all. This is pretty terrible.

There is absolutely not a chance in hell that I’m waking up to run at 6:30. Tomorrow’s deposition is in a hospital. That’s a first for me. I’ve been to some depositions in people’s homes, those are usually pretty bad. But a hospital? Come on. Maybe that’s why I’m having trouble falling asleep.

Let’s keep our fingers crossed that tomorrow goes well and we’re able to get this done. I don’t want to have to stay up here another night.

In other news, I parked next to this guy at the airport today. He’s gonna go America on everybody’s ass.

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